donkey's alright

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Don’t ask.

It’s never good enough.

I cleaned the apartment a little while Mabel was napping. After she woke up she walked into the living room said, Oh! Mommy pick up! Good job, mommy.

Then she noticed some paper on the floor that the dog tore up and said, Prawby need bacuum little bit. (Translation: You probably need to vacuum a little bit.)

Thanks a lot, kid.

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Darth Mabel

I let Mabel have her Valentine’s Day present a little early. As you can tell, she loves it. 

The cat on the other hand, not so much. 

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My kid is fucking awesome.

Conversations with Mabel

Mabel:  This my booty. (Pointing to her booty.)
Me:  Yep, that's your booty.
Mabel:  It's mine!
Me:  I know.
Mabel:  My booty.
Me:  I never said it wasn't.
Mabel:  Moedemort (Voldemort) no get my booty? Mabel scared!
Me:  Don't worry, he won't get your booty.
Mabel:  Harry Potter can get my booty.
Me:  ...

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Yoga with babies.

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Hedwig + Mabel

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Trick or Treat

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Happy Halloween!!

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Batman Princess