Healthy Tots!Lazy Vegan Kitchen52 weeks

donkey's alright

Mother. Knitter. Hummus Enthusiast.
meaner than average.
you can call me donkey.

  • February 11, 2012 12:17 am

    It’s never good enough.

    I cleaned the apartment a little while Mabel was napping. After she woke up she walked into the living room said, Oh! Mommy pick up! Good job, mommy.

    Then she noticed some paper on the floor that the dog tore up and said, Prawby need bacuum little bit. (Translation: You probably need to vacuum a little bit.)

    Thanks a lot, kid.

  • February 10, 2012 11:40 am
    Darth Mabel
I let Mabel have her Valentine’s Day present a little early. As you can tell, she loves it. 
The cat on the other hand, not so much.  View high resolution

    Darth Mabel

    I let Mabel have her Valentine’s Day present a little early. As you can tell, she loves it. 

    The cat on the other hand, not so much. 

  • February 8, 2012 7:34 pm
    My kid is fucking awesome. View high resolution

    My kid is fucking awesome.

  • February 7, 2012 4:44 pm

    TMI Tuesday

    I would also like to add that I did all of this in my bra and panties. Which at one point in my life might have been hot, but now it’s all stretch marks and nursing bras.

    Note: I don’t nurse my two year old, I just prefer to wear nursing bras because they are insanely comfortable. 

  • January 16, 2012 3:50 pm

    Conversations with Mabel

      Mabel:  This my booty. (Pointing to her booty.)
      Me:  Yep, that's your booty.
      Mabel:  It's mine!
      Me:  I know.
      Mabel:  My booty.
      Me:  I never said it wasn't.
      Mabel:  Moedemort (Voldemort) no get my booty? Mabel scared!
      Me:  Don't worry, he won't get your booty.
      Mabel:  Harry Potter can get my booty.
      Me:  ...
  • December 27, 2011 4:30 pm

    Mabel got a new Star Wars book for Christmas.

  • December 27, 2011 1:26 pm

    Listen up, parents.

    I want to start a revolution.

    I want to raise a new generation of girls that love themselves and their bodies. I want them know that beauty doesn’t define self-worth and stupid is never cute. Money doesn’t equal happiness, nor does marriage equal success. Let’s make them understand that everyone has the right to their own opinion, but that doesn’t give them the right to alienate others with it. Teach them when to speak up and when to shut-up and listen. Show through example how to build people up instead of tearing them down. I want to make “slut” a term of the past. I want every single girl to know that there’s nothing wrong with sex, as long as it’s consensual. Fuck the double standards set by society and demand equality. I want to give them strength to never settle for less than they deserve and have the courage to be their own person. 

  • November 5, 2011 9:12 am
    Yoga with babies. View high resolution

    Yoga with babies.

  • October 31, 2011 9:27 pm
    Trick or Treat View high resolution

    Trick or Treat

  • October 31, 2011 8:34 am
    Happy Halloween!! View high resolution

    Happy Halloween!!

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