meaner than average. you can call me donkey. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-XXXXX-X']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @donkeysalright)http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50532842081" src="http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50532842081/audio_player_iframe/donkeysalright/tumblr_m4266nPf3o1rtf0sc?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdonkeysalright%2F50532842081%2Ftumblr_m4266nPf3o1rtf0sc" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://highrelease.tumblr.com/post/23131577528/beach-house-zebra" class="tumblr_blog">highrelease</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Beach House</strong> | <em>Zebra</em></p></blockquote>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50532842081http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50532842081Wed, 15 May 2013 18:20:26 -0500<p>My neighbor just came over to pick up my kid for a play date and dropped off a batch of homemade champagne popsicles. I live on the best street.</p>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50523415530http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50523415530Wed, 15 May 2013 16:54:26 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fullcredit.tumblr.com/post/50496590455/real-talk">fullcredit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m not listening to any of you paleo diet motherfuckers until I see one of you kill a cow with a spear.</p> </blockquote> <p>and then eat every part of it down to the eyeballs and butthole just like a caveman would. yabba dabba doo, motherfuckers. </p>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50511521947http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50511521947Wed, 15 May 2013 14:08:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b5f83e7156d2b972b4eeef502f6dd7e/tumblr_mmqu8o2iAt1qzy4blo6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/839e00fdd1a686529205aab86c254f40/tumblr_mmqu8o2iAt1qzy4blo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/941e577c17ac8ea8b7046adffe8b9ba5/tumblr_mmqu8o2iAt1qzy4blo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e96002d533998b748e137ee98fe9f5fe/tumblr_mmqu8o2iAt1qzy4blo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66bfea57aa856d10f1d989e2ee37d21e/tumblr_mmqu8o2iAt1qzy4blo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c990696df8c662c275034304d0652442/tumblr_mmqu8o2iAt1qzy4blo5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ea623dadc0d5d8471ecfeb6ccdd80fa/tumblr_mmqu8o2iAt1qzy4blo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/808cb0677248c15a9af4a54bf0953d11/tumblr_mmqu8o2iAt1qzy4blo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efd66392af2a164f89c1ba5bee2dad81/tumblr_mmqu8o2iAt1qzy4blo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aros.tumblr.com/post/50475486981/breuer-lundberg-cabin-lundberg-design-livestock">aros</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Breuer/Lundberg Cabin. <a href="http://lundbergdesign.com/#">LUNDBERG DESIGN </a></p> <p>livestock tank pool. 25-feet diameter and 14-feet deep.</p> </blockquote> <p>DREAM HOUSE</p>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50509702150http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50509702150Wed, 15 May 2013 13:38:01 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2a633c8e5fc34744245bd58f500c88a/tumblr_ml1q379rpg1qzf52fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50475676594http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50475676594Tue, 14 May 2013 23:18:18 -0500the absolute best<p>I am so sick of seeing Kim Kardashian being mocked for the weight she&#8217;s gained during her pregnancy. She&#8217;s not fat, she&#8217;s pregnant. I gained 50 pounds when I was pregnant with Mabel. I was shocked when I didn&#8217;t give birth to a fucking 10 year old. <span>And guess whose business it was? </span></p> <p><span>That&#8217;s right, no one&#8217;s. </span></p>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50354126084http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50354126084Mon, 13 May 2013 13:13:01 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50352943858" src="http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50352943858/audio_player_iframe/donkeysalright/tumblr_m5sq57CIxP1qmoayz?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdonkeysalright%2F50352943858%2Ftumblr_m5sq57CIxP1qmoayz" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50352943858http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50352943858Mon, 13 May 2013 12:51:54 -0500bitch is 41 and her daddy still calls her baby<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e759cf911c99ab68227e3570daaab7c5/tumblr_mmqvsg7zIR1qafz1uo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/192ebcc507be356e9ff2c52bbc876f3e/tumblr_mmqvsg7zIR1qafz1uo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Mother’s Day 2013</p> <p>Yesterday I had beers for breakfast and the weather was perfect so we spent the day at the park and Trent was home and I was off work and we saw a lady lose control of her segway scooter and crash into a wall (like the tires screeched and everything) and it was the absolute best and then we came home and took the longest nap and then went to our favorite Mexican restaurant and went on a walk and I got an awesome donkey pendant that my super talented friend Grace painted for me and it was basically the best day ever. </p>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50348029389http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50348029389Mon, 13 May 2013 11:20:36 -0500<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/donkeysalright/50304507088/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50304507088" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="713" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50304507088http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50304507088Sun, 12 May 2013 19:51:39 -0500<p>Mabel already wants to know when Mother&#8217;s Day will be over.</p>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50270535000http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50270535000Sun, 12 May 2013 12:19:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba028d8c38d83da11d82294d202cb07d/tumblr_mm8eme49pz1qatnbdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50223405166http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50223405166Sat, 11 May 2013 23:00:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/643fb21b0b7b87af4842c32c874ef3d3/tumblr_mmlpqiV9Fn1qafz1uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I did it!</p>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50112629071http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50112629071Fri, 10 May 2013 16:15:54 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princeruto.tumblr.com/post/20725229014">princeruto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’m no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one</p> </blockquote>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50106589923http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50106589923Fri, 10 May 2013 14:48:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ededa1c09f9acde37c1d3abeb307d75/tumblr_mmlb70Xdkl1qafz1uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m about to veganize the shit out of this cake.</p>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50094328574http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50094328574Fri, 10 May 2013 11:01:00 -0500http://www.theculinarylife.com/2012/keys-to-the-kitchen-pistachio-cake-recipe/<p>Kids are gross.</p> <p>Mabel was crying after I put her to bed the other night. After a few minutes I went to ask what the problem was and she responded that “I put my finger in my butt and now it&#8217;s stinky” so I told her that she could get up and wash her hands. </p> <p>Then Trent caught her booping Dolly’s belly button, but upon further inspection she was actually poking the dog in her vagina. Poor Dolly. No wonder she’s so damn neurotic. </p>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50086542542http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50086542542Fri, 10 May 2013 08:06:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ca178011d17619570e2049dfaba66a/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d213c92212de4255d6457529cbb458f1/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5fe9e6c98c7c0d5b5f4da74899b0092/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1ed1aaa15e2e87f3aa0e3f554ef0662/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e05d01c7d306ef8837c2a1c0902c4ff/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7278055e162098d53467be0c22446166/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1f21eee67c25584b0223fadfe2d7e1e/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70e56d360fa9329f6d1785fd4894e8d5/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deerhoof.tumblr.com/post/50074986539">deerhoof</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jensensations.tumblr.com/post/50074006327/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-x">jensensations</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-is-basically-the-best-thing">x</a>)</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>GOD</p> </blockquote> <p>The only Ryan Gosling gif you will ever need.</p>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50086007386http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/50086007386Fri, 10 May 2013 07:52:32 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://menluda.tumblr.com/post/49341791066/cosmo-tip-455">menluda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”</p> </blockquote>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/49991255638http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/49991255638Wed, 08 May 2013 23:19:38 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-vashta-nerada.tumblr.com/post/49956451127">the-vashta-nerada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing</p> <p>like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b6fb8ad2fa38553cb53644e51d3bde08/tumblr_inline_mmhzbrAyTl1qg4k6r.jpg"/></p> <p>you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees</p> <p>you couldn’t wear your own clothing</p> </blockquote>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/49991065825http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/49991065825Wed, 08 May 2013 23:16:25 -0500<p><a href="http://thatwhichdoesntkillme.tumblr.com/post/49986463656/muggleland-the-ceo-of-abercrombie-and-fitch-has" class="tumblr_blog">thatwhichdoesntkillme</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://muggleland.tumblr.com/post/49959512506/the-ceo-of-abercrombie-and-fitch-has-a-lot-of">muggleland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4193cfccdb81708d61ca3c0e2652977b/tumblr_inline_mmi162wLqa1qjqrgq.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>i just can’t get enough of this shit.</p></blockquote>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/49990822260http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/49990822260Wed, 08 May 2013 23:12:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e7325da45d390bd0c55551f89680d3bf/tumblr_mmic0iHCDE1qafz1uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>EXCUSE ME</p>http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/49977960677http://donkeysalright.tumblr.com/post/49977960677Wed, 08 May 2013 20:26:42 -0500