September 2012
19 posts
August 2012
54 posts
What happened with creepers?? I hope everything is okay! I miss seeing your posts
I have an ip tracker that shows who looks at my blog. Knowing that a few select people look at my blog 70+ times a day is a little unsettling. I mean what the fuck are they looking at? Mabel isn’t that cute, nor am I that funny. Gives me the creeps. I just don’t feel comfortable sharing anything remotely personal anymore.
Me: What do you want for lunch?
Mabel: Ummm, I have pummus (hummus) and carrots and grapes and sammich (sandwich) with bee-gan-ayes (Veganaise) and Mabel cheese (Daiya) and comic books… And maybe I have peanut butter sammich tomorrow with crackers and strawberries… What we have for dinner? I take a nap then have a clif bar? The chocolate one.
Have more babies.
Gross, no! My brain can’t handle another kid right now and I’d rather put cigarettes out in my eyeballs than ever be pregnant again, haha.
Conversations with Mabel
Naptime Edition
Me: Did you know that I love you?
Mabel: Uh, did you know that I sleeping?
Me: Oh, do you want me to be quiet.
Mabel: Yeah, mom. (fake snores)
I wonder how old Mabel will be when she realizes that “let’s just cuddle on the couch and watch tv because mommy’s brain hurts” actually means “mommy is too hungover to function.”
Sometimes I get adventurous and buy vegan jerky. Then I taste it and want to die.
Future Islands - Walking Through That Door
Future Islands
Future Islands is all I listen to anymore. I can’t stop.
Hillary Clinton on what designers she wears:
- Interviewer: Okay. Which designers do you prefer?
- Hillary Clinton: What designers of clothes?
- Interviewer: Yes.
- Hillary Clinton: Would you ever ask a man that question?
- Interviewer: Probably not. Probably not.
Barnacles
Ugly Casanova
Ugly Casanova - Barnacles
