I’d like to extend a giant “fuck you” to all the parents that buy those obnoxious-ass squeak shoes for their children.
I started my Monday off with a 6am sculpt class, herbal energy tea, and banana pancakes. I see a shower and possible pool time in my future. Whatchu got?
analogplanets: So color me obvious, I just wanna...
My boyfriend Henry Rollins is coming to Little Rock in October for my birthday. So yeah. Best birthday ever.
You guys! I nearly died from excitement when this...
We spent four hours at the pool this morning and ate 1,000 pistachios. I’m calling today a success.
A few things I've overheard Mabel say to Beyonce:
“Come back here! I love you!” “No, this is how you shake your booty” “Mmm, it’s a mushroom. Here get some.” “You want some wipstick (lipstick)? “You’s so soft. You’s my best friend.” “Where’s your boobies go?”
schwembem: Slow It Down // The Lumineers Act...
I just caught myself singing along to a Conway Twitty song at top volume so apparently I’m a little more drunk than I previously thought.
That awkward moment when you polish off a bottle of wine and realize you aren’t even drunk yet.
I’m going on a run tonight for the first time in months. To prepare I took a three hour nap this afternoon and ate a chili dog for lunch. Also, my hands smell like onions even though I haven’t touched an onion today. These are the thrilling things that are happening in my life.
I mopped the floors today so I decided to get myself the first two seasons of Designing Women as a treat. No wonder we’re always broke.
Since we can’t be foster parents yet I signed us up to foster dogs. So with the foster dog and the new kitten on the way we’re just one ferret away from being animal hoarders.
Two words: Strawberry Mojitos Two more words: Hangover City
Some things never change.
The tumblr app still sucks all the balls. People are still discussing vaginal discharge like I give a shit. GOOD TO KNOW.
I’m gonna marry you! I’m gonna have boobies!– Mabel
We’re still not married. Remember the awesome camping trip we had planned? Yeah, well that got rained out. And by rained out I mean there was a fucking monsoon. Trent has a new job. I’m still a lady of leisure. (But not really) Mabel still thinks farts are the funniest. Batman is still the laziest bum. Dolly is still busy being cute. Also, Mabel is getting a new kitten in a...
Oh, my god, y'all.