June 2012
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I’d like to extend a giant “fuck you” to all the parents that buy those obnoxious-ass squeak shoes for their children.
I started my Monday off with a 6am sculpt class, herbal energy tea, and banana pancakes.
I see a shower and possible pool time in my future.
Whatchu got?
analogplanets:
So color me obvious, I just wanna...
My boyfriend Henry Rollins is coming to Little Rock in October for my birthday. So yeah. Best birthday ever.
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You guys! I nearly died from excitement when this...
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We spent four hours at the pool this morning and ate 1,000 pistachios. I’m calling today a success.
A few things I've overheard Mabel say to Beyonce:
“Come back here! I love you!”
“No, this is how you shake your booty”
“Mmm, it’s a mushroom. Here get some.”
“You want some wipstick (lipstick)?
“You’s so soft. You’s my best friend.”
“Where’s your boobies go?”
schwembem:
Slow It Down // The Lumineers
Act...
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I just caught myself singing along to a Conway Twitty song at top volume so apparently I’m a little more drunk than I previously thought.
That awkward moment when you polish off a bottle of wine and realize you aren’t even drunk yet.
I’m going on a run tonight for the first time in months. To prepare I took a three hour nap this afternoon and ate a chili dog for lunch.
Also, my hands smell like onions even though I haven’t touched an onion today.
These are the thrilling things that are happening in my life.
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I mopped the floors today so I decided to get myself the first two seasons of Designing Women as a treat.
No wonder we’re always broke.
Since we can’t be foster parents yet I signed us up to foster dogs.
So with the foster dog and the new kitten on the way we’re just one ferret away from being animal hoarders.
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Two words: Strawberry Mojitos
Two more words: Hangover City
Some things never change.
The tumblr app still sucks all the balls.
People are still discussing vaginal discharge like I give a shit.
GOOD TO KNOW.
“I’m gonna marry you! I’m gonna have boobies!”
– Mabel
Update
We’re still not married. Remember the awesome camping trip we had planned? Yeah, well that got rained out. And by rained out I mean there was a fucking monsoon.
Trent has a new job.
I’m still a lady of leisure. (But not really)
Mabel still thinks farts are the funniest.
Batman is still the laziest bum.
Dolly is still busy being cute.
Also, Mabel is getting a new kitten in a...
Oh, my god, y'all.
I’m back.
