I just really love beer, okay? And since going vegan meant breaking up with my all time favorite (Guinness) I’ve had to branch out and discover new loves. These are my favorites: Goose Island Honkers Ale, Old Rasputin, Scrimshaw, and 1554. I only mention this because my wedding is rapidly approaching and I’m sure you’re all wondering what to get me. (Jameson is also...
I’m drunk and cracking myself up. Hide yo pens, hide yo wife, y’all.
Also, last night when I signed the papers that released me from jail I almost walked out with their pen. Good thing I wasn’t arrested again. Did I mention that my bail was $650? Because it was. For a pen. Totally reasonable.
Thanks everyone for the suggestions and concern.
I’m contacting the public defender as soon as possible to see what kind of case I have and then getting a real lawyer if I need to. (Not to say the public defenders aren’t real lawyers, but you know what I mean.) I am very curious to find out how many of my rights were violated since I didn’t even step out of the store. I mean I went through the first set of doors, but I...
Welp. I didn't get to stuff my face with Chinese...
Because I got arrested at Wal-Mart for shoplifting a fucking ball-point pen. We were supposed to meet my family for my uncle’s birthday dinner and on the way to the restaurant we stopped by Wal-Mart to get him a card and a Forever Lazy as a gag gift because he retired recently. We were running late so I sent Trent to get the Forever Lazy and I went to get a card and a gift bag. I went back...
Please stop using the terms “slut” , “fat” and “feminist” as slander against other females. You are a disgrace to our sex.
Dr. Dog- Heart It Races
Normally Challenged: Honest parenting blog... →
bujnik: 1) New moms who post a lot about their baby’s sleep schedules and bowel movements. 2) Pregnant women (and dads-to-be) who want to break into the “parenting community”. 3) Moms who post a lot of pictures. 4) Dad blogs who are just gigantic vaginas. 5) Awesome parents who have actual interests… I’m assuming I fall under category 5 because that’s the only one that...
Should I take a nap or make myself another taco?