Pretty sure I'm allergic to soy.
Awesome. But not really. Because I’m a vegan that’s allergic to soy.
Dogs are gross.
Earlier this week I put up a baby gate in order to keep the dog out of the bathroom with the litter box. You know, so she would stop eating cat shit. A few minutes ago I walked in the living room and caught her giving the cat a rim job. I guess she showed me.
The happy dance that occurs when you find...
Oh, happy day. (Only those with children who eat like hungry hungry hippos will be able to relate to this.)
Play with dog outside for an hour and a half.
Walks back inside and immediately shits on the floor. (The dog, not me.)
The only things I care about are, as follows: The new mac and cheese recipe baking away in the oven. Frasier Things I couldn’t care less about: My dirty hair. The pajamas I’ve lived in for the last two days. The state of my bank account. The giant pile of laundry that just keeps getting bigger. The fact that I have a 10k in a month and I still can’t run over four miles.
When I’m really into a novel, I’m seeing the world differently during that time...– Colin Firth (via chambraytop)
Batman is my favourite Disney Princess
thats-so-meme: There. I fixed it.
I'm so glad I didn't do anything crazy like get...
If I had two kids I would be just like Betty Draper. For those of you who don’t watch Mad Men, basically I would be drunk and chain smoke all day. And occasionally slap one of them.
Conversations with Mabel
Me: Mabel give me back my phone.
Me: Give me the phone please or go to time out.
Me: Time out
Mabel: Hush up! Hush up right now!
Me: (resist the urge to slap her and calmly walk her to time out)
Mabel: (from time out) MOMMY SO MEAN! BE NICE TO MABEL!
Lord, beer me strength.
If this child doesn’t get a better attitude soon I’m sending her to the orphanage.
Q & A Video
I want to do a Q & A video so ask me something. You can also ask Mabel a question and if she doesn’t have a bad attitude she might answer it.
crazedinthekitchen asked: Hi! I saw your post about children's artwork and I had a question--not to sound mean about my own darling offspring, but what are the standards for submission? ;) The kid is freakin' PROLIFIC with stickers, markers, and construction paper...but I don't want to take up your time or space if you think they wouldn't sell. So--are you accepting anything? Or just from kids above a...
Tiny Hands, Big Hearts!
I finally got the ball rolling on the non-profit I mentioned a few months back. Tiny Hands, Big Hearts Basically, I’ve set up an etsy store to sell original works of art created by children. All proceeds will then be donated to St. Jude Children’s Hospital in order to aid in the cure of pediatric cancer. If your tiny artist would like to submit artwork please let me know! ...
I should have bought chocolate at the grocery store today.