May 2011
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I am so fucking tired of tornado watches.
I mean come on.
May 1st
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April 2011
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Listen“From the well of their hearts spring the...
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Just when I thought I wouldn't have to shower...
I remembered I’m supposed to have birthday sushi tonight. (a friends bday, not mine.) So I guess I’ll take a shower after all. And put on real clothes…
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Cooking blog got a facelift. →
I also added the spaghetti recipe that turns Mabel into a crackhead. In case you wanted to be a crackhead, too.
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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I just heard Mabel flush the toilet and say "bye...
I have a feeling it’s gonna be one of those days.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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“Dear Mr. Beck, I understand it is your contention that “only hookers go to...”
– Dear Mr. Beck: We Are All Hookers | RH Reality Check Great piece. (via standupforwomen) This is great. You should read and think it’s great too.
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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thenamesweusedtoknow asked: pass this note on to mabel for me, please:

dear mabel,
why so gorgeous?
sincerely,
curious
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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5 Myths About Being Vegan →
Be sure to read the comments, too. Funny stuff.
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Attention fellow bookworms!
Let’s start a book club. We can call it Prose Before Hoes. Who’s with me?
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Just a quick update.
• I spent 3.5 hours at the dog park with Rooster this afternoon. Operation ‘Make the Dog Like Me Best’ has commenced. • Piglet loves chili as much as I do. • I’m watching The Deathly Hallows for the second night in a row. I’m also re-reading The Order of the Phoenix. It’s really no big deal. • Mabel got her first baby doll this weekend. It was on clearance at...
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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ListenThe Creek Drank the Craddle is my favorite thing...
Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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What do vegan zombies eat?
Grains! David Sedaris told this joke last night. I’ve heard it before and just rolled my eyes, but for some reason when he told it I thought it was funny and magical.
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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