January 2012
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December 2011
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I just laughed at a Tom Bergeron joke.
Send help.
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Just like a sailor.
The cat scratched Mabel and she yelled, “God Dammit!”.
Whoops.
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WatchMabel got a new Star Wars book for Christmas.
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Listen up, parents.
I want to start a revolution.
I want to raise a new generation of girls that love themselves and their bodies. I want them know that beauty doesn’t define self-worth and stupid is never cute. Money doesn’t equal happiness, nor does marriage equal success. Let’s make them understand that everyone has the right to their own opinion, but that doesn’t give them the right to...
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Trent has been off work since Wednesday.
He’s starting to drive me crazy.
I’m sure he feels the same about me, too, but he’s just too nice to say anything.
Anonymous asked: where did hoorayformabelmae go? the password doesn't work anymore :(
So much vegan baking/treat making is about to...
peanut butter balls
mini peanut butter cups
dark chocolate covered pretzels
peanut butter fudge
rocky road fudge
rice krispie treats
chocolate hazelnut banana bread
puppy chow
pumpkin oatmeal cookies
snickerdoodles
chocolate covered newman o’s (original and hint o’ mint)
You know, presents for all my stoner friends.
nprfreshair:
From 2008, Stephen Colbert talks...
Also, I ate cold baked beans from a can for...
jessamama asked: I think ''Islands in the Stream'' should STRONGLY be considered for a wedding song.
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My morning so far:
The dumbass cat fell off the edge of the tub and crashed my shower, clawing up my leg in his panic to get out.
Mabel frantically tried to tickle my “booty booty” while I wrestled myself into a pair of tights.
She is now working on her 56th temper tantrum of the morning. This one is because she doesn’t want Voldemort to get her bagel? Yeah, I don’t know either.
It...
nprfreshair:
An Annual Tradition: David Sedaris...
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dcmbrskies:
xoemmanicole:
Someone teach me how to wear make up.
Me too!
co-signed
Dream Job
I would like to get paid to drink coffee, eat cookies, do crossword puzzles, wear soft pants, and verbally abuse people without leaving the comfort of my own home.
bujnik asked: How exactly does someone end up with "Donkey" as a nickname?
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“Baby Jesus has two daddies.”
– Mabel (I have no idea how she worked that out, but I can’t wait till she tells my grandmother.)
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Candy Cane Cupcakes
Mint Chocolate Cake
(Adapted from: The Tolerant Vegan)
My favorite thing about this cake recipe is whether you are vegan or not, you probably already have all the ingredients in your kitchen.
3 cups all-purpose flour
2 cups sugar
3/4 cup cocoa powder
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup vegetable oil or equal parts unsweetened applesauce
1 teaspoon of pure mint extract (or if...
