November 2011
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Conversations with Mabel (While watching Harry...
Mabel: Harry Potter take-ta bath?
Me: Yep. Harry Potter is taking a bath.
Mabel: Harry Potter take-te shirt off?
Me: He sure did.
Mabel: Harry Potter hold you?
Me: No, I don't think he can hold you.
Mabel: Harry Potter picky nose?
Me: I've never seen him pick his nose, but I'm sure he does.
Mabel: Harry Potter picky boogers? Don't eat-cha boogers! Ew!
Here's a tip.
Instead of bitching about things non-stop on the internet, get off your lazy ass and do something about it.
(This is as much for me as it is for everyone else.)
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Can we just skip to the part where Congress says they were just kidding about the whole “pizza as a vegetable” thing?
analogplanets:
So tired of explaining myself.
This blog is starting to feel like a chore.
I think I might be over it.
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ineedtodeletemyblog-deactivated asked: I'm pretty sure your daughter is the cutest thing that's ever existed, and you, yourself, are very, extremely lovely.
Monday Check In
Obsessing Over: My ass.
Working On: My ass.
Thinking About: My ass.
Anticipating: My ass. In a few months.
Listening To: Bonnie Tyler. Not even ashamed.
Drinkng: Green Tea. Always.
Wishing: Ab work didn’t make me so nauseous.
lapetitemermaid:
TLC No Scrubs
I randomly saw...
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You Know You Are a Vegan When...
youknowyouareaveganwhen:
You read the package of a product and it’s not clearly marked vegan, but the ingredients don’t suggest that there are any animal products in it…so you are like…
I’ve contacted more than a few companies to verify if something is vegan or not. Yeah, I’m that person now. I also don’t eat refined sugar and I workout on the regular. What is this person...
littledank:
I forever live in fear of becoming Kate Gosselin screaming at her husband from across a store. I’m such an obnoxious prick when I’m angry. I guess we all are, but I swear I take it to new levels.
Ditto.
I'm so glad I did that hour long sculpt workout...
(not really)
Lately
Mabel has started categorizing everything as either mean or nice.
Things that are nice: Harry Potter, Dobby, Mabel and everyone she knows, her stuffed owl, and pink cupcakes.
Things that are mean: Darth Vader, Voldemort, and yucky witches.
She uses a serious voice and shakes her head when stating that something or someone is mean, and usually follows it up with yelling, “Ew!”
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I am so fucking tired of worrying about money.
the head and the heart - down in the valley
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Been awake since 5:30.
Because toddlers don’t understand the concept of Daylight Savings Time.
I used to look forward to having that extra hour of sleep when it ended, but now it’s just annoying.
In other news, since we woke up so early I let Mabel be in charge of her own breakfast. She chose a bagel (not toasted) piled high with cold spaghetti and dry cereal. It looked pretty gross but she ate every...
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I hate bumper stickers.
As I was running back to my apartment building I noticed a car that was having trouble getting through the gate. Since the gate acts wonky most days I decided to offer the driver some assistance, but then I saw his bumper sticker which read “Pray to end abortion” (as if that will actually do anything).
Needless to say, I kept on running and let that doucher figure it out on his own.
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