Conversations with Mabel (While watching Harry...
Mabel: Harry Potter take-ta bath?
Me: Yep. Harry Potter is taking a bath.
Mabel: Harry Potter take-te shirt off?
Me: He sure did.
Mabel: Harry Potter hold you?
Me: No, I don't think he can hold you.
Mabel: Harry Potter picky nose?
Me: I've never seen him pick his nose, but I'm sure he does.
Mabel: Harry Potter picky boogers? Don't eat-cha boogers! Ew!
Here's a tip.
Instead of bitching about things non-stop on the internet, get off your lazy ass and do something about it. (This is as much for me as it is for everyone else.)
Can we just skip to the part where Congress says they were just kidding about the whole “pizza as a vegetable” thing?
analogplanets: So tired of explaining myself.
This blog is starting to feel like a chore.
I think I might be over it.
ineedtodeletemyblog-deactivated asked: I'm pretty sure your daughter is the cutest thing that's ever existed, and you, yourself, are very, extremely lovely.
Monday Check In
Obsessing Over: My ass. Working On: My ass. Thinking About: My ass. Anticipating: My ass. In a few months. Listening To: Bonnie Tyler. Not even ashamed. Drinkng: Green Tea. Always. Wishing: Ab work didn’t make me so nauseous.
lapetitemermaid: TLC No Scrubs I randomly saw...
You Know You Are a Vegan When...
youknowyouareaveganwhen: You read the package of a product and it’s not clearly marked vegan, but the ingredients don’t suggest that there are any animal products in it…so you are like… I’ve contacted more than a few companies to verify if something is vegan or not. Yeah, I’m that person now. I also don’t eat refined sugar and I workout on the regular. What is this person...
littledank: I forever live in fear of becoming Kate Gosselin screaming at her husband from across a store. I’m such an obnoxious prick when I’m angry. I guess we all are, but I swear I take it to new levels. Ditto.
I'm so glad I did that hour long sculpt workout...
Mabel has started categorizing everything as either mean or nice. Things that are nice: Harry Potter, Dobby, Mabel and everyone she knows, her stuffed owl, and pink cupcakes. Things that are mean: Darth Vader, Voldemort, and yucky witches. She uses a serious voice and shakes her head when stating that something or someone is mean, and usually follows it up with yelling, “Ew!” ...
I am so fucking tired of worrying about money.
the head and the heart - down in the valley ...
Been awake since 5:30.
Because toddlers don’t understand the concept of Daylight Savings Time. I used to look forward to having that extra hour of sleep when it ended, but now it’s just annoying. In other news, since we woke up so early I let Mabel be in charge of her own breakfast. She chose a bagel (not toasted) piled high with cold spaghetti and dry cereal. It looked pretty gross but she ate every...
I hate bumper stickers.
As I was running back to my apartment building I noticed a car that was having trouble getting through the gate. Since the gate acts wonky most days I decided to offer the driver some assistance, but then I saw his bumper sticker which read “Pray to end abortion” (as if that will actually do anything). Needless to say, I kept on running and let that doucher figure it out on his own.