I made this Red Wine Chocolate Cake w/ Cream Cheese Frosting that’s been spiked with Dolan Blanc. I’m not trying to be braggy but it is fucking delicious. And when I say there’s red wine in it I mean there’s nearly an entire bottle in one cake. Cheers, y’all.
Pear Cake with fresh ginger and a vanilla bean salted caramel.
This is the dessert I did for a 40 seat beer dinner at work tonight. I also helped plate the three previous courses with one other person and I swear to god it felt just like being on Top Chef. Except my boyfriend Tom wasn’t there.
"Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?"
J.K. Rowling said her next book is going to be for slightly younger children than the Potter books, but if you think I’m not going to punch a 9-year-old in the face to get my copy first you’re delusional.